THE FIRST BABY.
My old schoolfellow, Mary Thornley, had been married
nearly two years when I made my first call on her in the capacity of a
“Did you ever see such a darling?” she exclaimed,
tossing the infant up and down in her arms.
“There, baby, that ma’s old friend, Jane. He knows you already,
I declare,” said the delighted parent, as it smiled at a bright
ring which I held up to it.
“You never saw such a quick child. He follows me with his eyes all
about the room. Notice what pretty little feet he has, the darling footsy-tootsies;”
and taking both feet in one hand, the mother fondly kissed them.
“It certainly is very pretty,” said I, trying to be polite,
though I could not perceive that the infant was more beautiful than a
dozen other I had seen.
“It has your eyes exactly, Mary.”
“Yes, and da-da’s mouth and chin,” said my friend, apostrophising
the child, “hasn’t it, precious?” And she almost smothered
it with kisses.
As I walked slowly homeward, I said to myself, “I wonder if, when
I marry, I shall ever be so foolish. Mary used to be a sensible girl.”
In a fortnight afterwards I called on my friend again.
“How baby grows,” she said: “don’t you see it?”
I never knew a child grow so fast. Granma’ says it’s the healthiest
child she ever knew.”
To me it seemed that the babe had not grown an inch and, to avoid the
contradiction, I changed the theme. But, in a moment, the doting mother
was back to her infant again.
“I do believe it’s beginning to cut its teeth,” she
said, putting her finger into the little one’s mouth. “Just
feel how hard the gum is there. Surely that’s a tooth coming through.
Grandmother will be here to-day, and I’ll ask her if it isn’t
I laughed, as I replied, “I am entirely ignorant of such matters;
but your child really seems a very fine one.”
“Oh! yes; everybody says that. Pretty, pretty dear!” And she
tossed it up and down, till I thought the child would have been shaken
to pieces; but the little creature seemed to like the process very much.
“Is it crowing at its mother? It’s laughing is it? Tiny, ninny,
little dear. What a sweet precious it is!” And she finished by almost
devouring it with kisses.
When I next called, the baby was still further advanced.
“Jane, Jane, baby has three teeth!” triumphantly cried the
mother, as I entered the nursery. “Three teeth, and he’s only
nine months old! Did you ever hear of the like?”
I confessed that I had not. The whole thing, in fact, was out of my range
of knowledge. I knew all about Dante in the original, and a dozen other
fine lady accomplishments; but nothing about babies teething.
“Just look at the little pearls!” exclaimed my friend, as
she opened the child’s mouth. “Are they not beautiful? You
never saw anything so pretty – confess that you never did. Precious
darling,” continued the mother, rapturously hugging and kissing
the child, “It is worth its weight in gold!”
But the crowning miracle of all was when “baby”
began to walk. Its learning to creep had been duly heralded to me. So
also had its being able to stand alone; though this meant, I found, standing
with the support of a chair. But when it really walked alone, the important
fact was announced to me in note, for my good friend could not wait till
“Stand there,” she said to me in an exulting voice. “No,
stoop, I mean; how can you be so stupid?” And, as I obeyed, she
took her station about a yard off, holding the little one by either arm.
“Now, see him,” she cried, as he toddled toward me, and finally
succeeded in gaining my arms, though once or twice I fancied he would
fall, a contingency from which he was protected however, by his mother
holding her hands on either side of him, an inch or two off. “There,
did you ever see anything so extraordinary? He’s not a year old,